GEORGE: Alright I happen to know what they did last night, they had dinner with Kramer. They had plans huh? (Jerry looks at him confused) It turns out that the kid's father lives in Paris. FRANK: But I can't find any vacation clothes. KRAMER: Yea we worked it out all over dinner last night. MORTY: Nobody died. GEORGE: Ya it used to be right in the middle of single Jeopardy and now they do it right after single Jeopardy. GEORGE: I guess I've been hanging on to them for so long cuz i couldn't accept the fact that Dad was really gone forever (hugs a piece of clothing). Then all I have to do is buy some post cards and have your parents mail them from Paris. RUDY: I'll give you uh two-hundred dollars for the three boxes. JACK: You know I still got that pen, the one that writes upside down. MORTY: (noticing Kramer's coat) Look at that, Helen do you see what he's wearing? (Aaron, Helen and Morty heading out the door), AARON: See everybody later (Morty and Helen leave; Aaron closes the door blowing Elaine a kiss). I have actually said to people 'Hey the handshake is over!.' Jerry's parents come to stay for three days before leaving for Paris. JACK: Raincoats? I think she really connected to the way he painted children. We're off. What's the square footage? "The Wait Out" is the 133rd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. GEORGE: Ok, fine. JERRY: Oh they were tired it was a last minute thing. GEORGE: (in the threshold between the living room and the kitchen) The thing that bothers me the most, is the lying. HELEN: Thursday morning? ELAINE: Uhuh, um you didn't feel uncomfortable spending the whole day at the museum with two complete strangers who were more than twice your age? Transcribed by 13erla of [ http://www.seinology.com/ ]Seinology.com. HELEN: It's from the Sachs Fifth Avenue in Miami. "The Wife" is the 81st episode of Seinfeld. AARON: (Moving toward the door) Alright. In fact, you know I still have an envelope full of French Franks, I'll give 'em to ya. I kept telling him. Seinfeld Extras - The Bookstore Season 9. Part 1 Written by Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld To him I say 'That's three strikes you're out.'. JERRY: Ah, I think he's probably better off. "The Raincoats" is a two-part episode of the American sitcom Seinfeld. KRAMER: Oh hey guess what. KRAMER: Ya if they're vintage, and you're a widow. There was a deli on the first floor. ELAINE: W-well I don't think so Aaron, uh, I have plans. JERRY: (interrupting) No no it's ok. (walking Rachel out) So we'll go see Schindler's List later right? AARON: Oh, no, it's a gift. They were busy with their (doing a little dance to make the plans seem all that important) big plans! "The Fix-Up" is the 33rd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. GEORGE: Aaaa (looking around for Jerry) aaaa (finds Jerry) Ah ha. MORTY: I'll tell you how crazy I am, I'm gonna pay for this whole trip with these coats. We've never liked them. FRANK: Well what difference does it make? JERRY: Hey did you notice they moved where they do the interview on Jeopardy now? b: 28-Apr-94 pc: 520 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones KRAMER: Mmm (smelling the lotion as he rubs it in) I'm gonna remember that if I'm ever in Florida. (George, Estelle and Frank are sitting at the table for breakfast all still in what they slept in). GEORGE: An apartment complex, the uh the Eiffel Towers. MORTY: Uh we'll drive around for a while. KRAMER: Oh hey, Helen uh, Could I uh, use some more of your hand lotion? You could examine the art work up close. GEORGE: Well no not yet, you gotta buy french stamps (pauses) I-I'll reimburse you of course. JERRY: Hey, I gotta stop off at the bookstore to pick up my parents one of those French-English dictionaries. JERRY: U-oh come on up. JERRY: (in a hurry) Ya how you gonna get all this done in time? I mean nobody would paint like that if they could see. Too many pumps, coming in too high, too sweaty, coming from too far away. I mean nobody would paint like that if they could see. My father has a ton of old clothes just sitting up in the attic, y-you think they're worth something? MORTY: Jerry have you ever seen any of those impressionist paintings? Where are you? Seinfeld Extras - Jerry Stiller's Seinfeld Secrets. I could have spread my wings, and done a thousand things, I've never done before. GEORGE: What happens if the husband dies after the wife, who brings in the clothing in then? Please? (Jerry looks at him confused) It turns out that the kid's father lives in Paris. I'm kinda running the local chapter. It aired in the U.S. on May 9, 1996. Part 1 Written by Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld Part 1 Written by Larry Charles Both Directed by Tom Cherones-----The Cast. ELAINE: You had fun with Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld. Jack I want you to do me a big favor. MORTY: They'll be here first thing Thursday morning. JERRY: (answering phone) Hello? Rachel! Others, breadmaking. “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. HELEN: Jerry we don't care much for the Costanzas'. GEORGE: Hey could you do one other thing for me? Next George is seen getting ready to hop into a cab when Morty, Elaine, Aaron and Helen ride by in a horse drawn carriage (Handsome Cab) drinking champaign. JACK: You know I still got that pen, the one that writes upside down. Please? JERRY: So how come you're not going over there for dinner? I got a big deal cooking here. Seinfeld Scripts The Raincoats (Part 1) Stan The Caddy. GEORGE: Hey by the way my parents really want to have your parents over dinner before they leave town. HELEN: I guarantee you Doris is not letting him mail those boxes. GEORGE: It's a spanish dish. (to Helen) So listen has Jerry been showin' you a good time? It's a moulage of fish, an meat with rice. MORTY: Don't you think he had to be uh near sighted? JERRY: Wait a second, he just did me a big favor. MORTY: I say the guy was painting without his glasses. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. KRAMER: Suppose I told you I had fifty in mint condition, would you be interested? ESTELLE: (with her arms out in wonder) What did we ever do to them? Two for twenty-five dollars. JERRY: You'll see. KRAMER: You must be Aaron, I've heard about you. 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – GEORGE: (hurriedly leaves Rudy's) They had plans, They had plans! JACK: So when are you coming down to Florida again? MORTY: We're going with a select charter group. The Executive was a classic, these haven't been made in twenty years. GEORGE: You think your parents would have any objections to taking a little kid to Paris with them? ELAINE: Oh, that is soo nice (very elaborate nice) Aaron. If they don't come tonight they might not see us. I want you to ship them here to New York for me. If they don't come tonight they might not see us. See more ideas about seinfeld, raincoat, seinfeld quotes. GEORGE: Well, sure Joey, sure, I would be thrilled. First the matin�e where we see (from left to right) Helen, Morty, Elaine and Aaron. ELAINE: You had fun with Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld. You give me twenty-five percent I-I'll take care of everything. MORTY: Say those are some nice pants. Michael G. Hagerty as Rudy in 5:18 The Raincoats Part 1 & 5:19 The Raincoats Part 2 is the AAMCO guy in CYE Melanie Smith as Rachel Goldstein in 5:18 The Raincoats Part 1, 5:19 The Raincoats Part 2, 5:21 The Hamptons, & 5:22 The Opposite is the incest survivor in CYE. (Jerry smiling points to himself and nods with cards in his hands) So I took out my belt just to threaten him, and I got a glimpse of myself in the mirror. JERRY: When did you get tickets to see that? JERRY: (in a hurry) Ya how you gonna get all this done in time? JERRY: (dialing) He got em out of the house. HELEN: Well they're so loud, they're always fighting it's uncomfortable, you never notice? It's a used clothing store. A desperate George grabs the phone, and the doorman's hand, and pulls it down so's he can speak into it. GEORGE: Is there something wrong with my parents? FRANK: I admire Morty and Helen going to France. (Elaine kisses at Jerry; Jerry looks at her in disgust). AARON: Well, they were in from out of town, I thought they would enjoy it. They were in the attic. Some people took up gardening during quarantine. ESTELLE: (with her arms out in wonder) What did we ever do to them? KRAMER: Mmm (smelling the lotion as he rubs it in) I'm gonna remember that if I'm ever in Florida. GEORGE: I don't know what the reason could be. Seinfeld Bloopers. KRAMER: No it was a spur of the moment. JOEY: (interrupts) Wouldn't you like to be a big brother to someone like me? I got the place to myself for a few hours! ELAINE: Have you ever heard of anyone doing anything like this? (George smiling in surprise) So it's a perfect solution. The Seinfelds manage to avoid meeting the Costanzas in New York City. GEORGE: Ok uh, I guess I'll tell them that. GEORGE: (grabbing his jacket) Hey oo, I just remembered uh my parents really wanna have you guys over for dinner before you leave town. They had plans huh? GEORGE: I don't know what the reason could be. 1 min read, gs: Michael G. Hagerty (Rudy) Dorien Wilson (Alec) Stephen Pearlman (Mr. Goldstein) Annie Korzen (Doris Klompus) Judge Reinhold (Aaron) Melanie Smith (Rachel) LaRita Shelby (Tour Leader) Jason Manary (Joey) Wayne Knight (Newman) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Barney Martin (Morty) Liz Sheridan (Helen), gs: Michael G. Hagerty (Rudy) Dorien Wilson (Alec) Annie Korzen (Doris Klompus) Judge Reinhold (Aaron) Lisa Pescia (Joanne) Melanie Smith (Rachel) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Barney Martin (Morty) Liz Sheridan (Helen) Sandy Baron (Klompus) Jerry's parents are staying with him while they, See all 179 posts (George tries to open the door hand slips then he exits; Jerry makes sure the door is closed). HELEN: Jerry if you have something to do we could just sit right here and read. GEORGE: (grabbing his jacket) Hey oo, I just remembered uh my parents really wanna have you guys over for dinner before you leave town. But he's afraid to fly alone, you know he's kinda withdrawn, but he seems to take to you. MORTY: I'll tell you how crazy I am, I'm gonna pay for this whole trip with these coats. Morty Seinfeld and I are going into business together, selling raincoats. HELEN: Oh, three more days, three more days then we're off to Paris. GEORGE: Well um, what about tomorrow night? How come you asked Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld to goto the museum with you? JERRY: You don't understand, I haven't been together with Rachel for like three weeks. 5 yıl önce | 144 views. HELEN: Why would they? HELEN: Jerry we don't care much for the Costanzas'. (Jerry shakes his head) Maybe this will become like a cool thing, living with your parents. The episode was first shown on NBC on April 28, 1994, and garnered an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series for Judge Reinhold. (Estelle is already sitting next to George on the couch), GEORGE: (claps all happy) AH! So when you get to Paris (handing Morty the postcards) all you have to do is drop 'em in any mailbox. It was written by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Gammill & Max Pross, and was directed by Tom Cherones. MORTY: They'll be here first thing Thursday morning. FRANK: But I can't find any vacation clothes. GEORGE: Uh, I'm just selling some of Dad's things, (looking into Kramer's eyes) that's what he would have wanted. GEORGE: Anyway it's kind of a fluke thing but uh I'll be leaving for Paris in two days. MORTY: (to George as he is about to leave) Hey give 'em our best though. I saw a mouse! "The Raincoats, Part 1" is the 18th episode of Season Five. KRAMER: Hey, remember this raincoat that you sold me? (Aaron, Helen and Morty heading out the door), AARON: See everybody later (Morty and Helen leave; Aaron closes the door blowing Elaine a kiss). Season 5, Episode 18, "The Raincoats" All too often neglected when listing the best Seinfeld episodes, the double episode "The Raincoats" is one of my favorites, it's one of the show's most intricate and ambitious episodes, and it's probably my favorite one from the excellent season 5. JERRY: Well he's from the impressionist school, you know like Monet, Manet, Tippi Tippi Dayday. Bildir. (pulls apart the Velcro blood pressure band) MORTY: Ah! He can send them overnight delivery. GEORGE: Is there ever a good time to have your parents stay with you? We're moving! You don't get corned beef like that anymore. It's a moulage of fish, an meat with rice. (Out of one of the boxes George sold Rudy flies a couple of moths as the scene ends). That's garbage. Who do you think is going to be the first ones getting a tour of the ship? ELAINE: Uh, let me ask you a question. How would you like a behind the scenes tour? KRAMER: (takes another smell of his hands) Alright I gotta a ten o'clock, I'll see everybody later. That's the Executive. How would you like a behind the scenes tour? George then smacks the top of the cab in disgust](song from "My Fair Lady") "I could have danced all night, I could have danced all night, and still have begged for more. GEORGE: (pause) Alright if you think it's too much they don't have to mail the postcards. JERRY: (on the phone) ah no, I got the machine. Fair use rationale for Image:The Raincoat part 1 George Morty Helen Jerry Seinfeld.PNG Image:The Raincoat part 1 George Morty Helen Jerry Seinfeld.PNG is being used on this article. JERRY: That's good, then I get the apartment for at least one night. JERRY: Ah, I think he's probably better off. Then all I have to do is buy some post cards and have your parents mail them from Paris. 1 min read, gs: Michael G. Hagerty (Rudy) Dorien Wilson (Alec) Stephen Pearlman (Mr. Goldstein) Annie Korzen (Doris Klompus) Judge Reinhold (Aaron) Melanie Smith (Rachel) LaRita Shelby (Tour Leader) Jason Manary (Joey) Wayne Knight (Newman) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Barney Martin (Morty) Liz Sheridan (Helen), gs: Michael G. Hagerty (Rudy) Dorien Wilson (Alec) Annie Korzen (Doris Klompus) Judge Reinhold (Aaron) Lisa Pescia (Joanne) Melanie Smith (Rachel) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Barney Martin (Morty) Liz Sheridan (Helen) Sandy Baron (Klompus) Jerry's parents are staying with him while they, See all 179 posts I never know what made it so exciting, but all at once my heart would fly", (Jerry and Rachel making out on Jerry's couch). ALEC: George, you have no idea how fantastic this is. GEORGE: Uh, I'm just selling some of Dad's things, (looking into Kramer's eyes) that's what he would have wanted. JOEY: (interrupts) Wouldn't you like to be a big brother to someone like me? GEORGE: I guess I've been hanging on to them for so long cuz i couldn't accept the fact that Dad was really gone forever (hugs a piece of clothing). HELEN: Since always. JERRY: So how come you're not going over there for dinner? ELAINE: (under her breath) Ya that'll happen). Jerry Seinfeld's friend. MORTY: Jerry have you ever seen any of those impressionist paintings? JERRY: He also came up with an idea for a brimless rain-hat but that never materialized. JERRY: Oh they were tired it was a last minute thing. How come you asked Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld to goto the museum with you? 6 The Hottest Cultural Commentary GEORGE: So I tell Alec that I have to goto Paris for an undetermined amount of time. (they make out some more; then stop) T-They're gonna be here any second. HELEN: Jerry have you seen Schindler's List? Sometimes a guy will give you a strong grip, late release, and pull you in for the too close conversation. What's the square footage? HELEN: It's from the Sachs Fifth Avenue in Miami. FRANK: Why wouldn't they like us? This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. AARON: You know (to Morty) I have a friend who works at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. JERRY: No I notice but they're from your age group I didn't know you could detect abnormal behavior among your own kind. Please? JERRY: Ya, or if you're ever on Fifth Avenue here in New York City, you could get some there. GEORGE: I'm trying to get out of this Big Brother program. Rachel, ya uh no they're back. FRANK: How can I go on a cruise with out my cabana wear? JERRY: Oh (laughing) Elaine really? Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing, right before they plan a cruise. GEORGE: (hurriedly leaves Rudy's) They had plans, They had plans! GEORGE: Really? DORIS: Tell him to come down here and get his own packages. I jiggled it for fifteen minutes. FRANK: What are you trying to set my mouth on fire? RACHEL: No no it's ok, I was just leaving anyway. JERRY: So you thought as long as they're mailing postcards, it wouldn't be too much to ask my parents to drag a child who they've never seen, through the streets of Paris? Rachel! (sits down in his chair). JERRY: The belt-less trench coat. I will send you a postcard when I get there. JERRY: (stopping them) We better not. We're going on a beautiful vacation. The key doesn't work. AARON: I was able to finagle two more tickets to "My Fair Lady" and I thought why not ask Morty and Helen. ESTELLE: What am I supposed to do with all this Payaya? ELAINE: Uhuh, um you didn't feel uncomfortable spending the whole day at the museum with two complete strangers who were more than twice your age? (looking toward Elaine) from us. AARON: You sure? I-I don't even know how long I'm gonna be away for. (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as three lines above are included - Thanks) Episode 83 - The Raincoats Part 2 pc: 519&520, season 5, episode 18&19 Broadcast date: April 28 1994 NOTE: Originally broadcast as part of a 60 min episode. When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? GEORGE: Hey by the way my parents really want to have your parents over dinner before they leave town. (buzzes them up) It's Elaine you don't have a problem with her do you? (laughs) He was convinced Monet was near sighted. 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – This episode is the second part of a two-part hour long episode, with the first part being " The Raincoats, Part 1 ". It is a two-part episode with The Raincoats, Part 2. RUDY: Well they just came in, part of my spring-time cruise collection. You know my mother made all this Payaya. What do you say George? nothing. GEORGE: Is there ever a good time to have your parents stay with you? Very tasty. GEORGE: Really? ALEC: (walking over to Jerry and George's table) Hey guys. I used to be in raincoats. RACHEL: (going out the door) It's night meeting you. Rachel! Newman, however, tries to watch the movie but is distracted by Jerry and his girlfriend. They wouldn't lie to us, they're are dear friends. (hands Kramer the lotion). They wouldn't lie to us, they're are dear friends. MORTY: My idiot son could open that garage door. GEORGE: What could I do? KRAMER: Ya if they're vintage, and you're a widow. RUDY: Look I gotta be honest with you there's nothing here too spectacular. (Kramer goes to turn the door nob and falls straight to the floor slipping off the nob, then continues to try to open the door with no one really watching; He then uses his coat to get a grip and then smiles and exits). You have nothing better to do then worry about his boxes. RACHEL: (going out the door) It's night meeting you. A delay in the shipment of the raincoats will make the Seinfelds miss their flight to France, George uses this as an opportunity to get his "little" brother back to his father. MORTY: I'll call Jack Klompus, he's got a key to the garage. Morty is pointing at a painting while talking to Elaine then takes off his glasses. HELEN: Jerry have you seen Schindler's List? (George, Estelle and Frank all standing in the kitchen). 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – (Elaine and Aaron are heard laughing on the Intercom). Isn't he nice? (to Morty) Alright come on let's play. Trivia Quiz - The Raincoats Category: 'Seinfeld' - Season 5 Quiz #223,377. Then there’s Stephanie Kennedy, the former Key Costumer for Seinfeld: she created the @SeinfeldBackstage Instagram account.. Kennedy had lots of time on her hands over the past few months, and as she was doing some cleaning, she stumbled on a box of Polaroids from the set of Seinfeld mixed in with family … I kept telling him. MORTY: We're going with a select charter group. FRANK: (looking from the room; you can see him through the glass) Where the hell are my clothes? FRANK: (jumping to his feet) OK that's it! You don't get corned beef like that anymore. (Morty and Jerry are sitting at his table; Kramer is standing next to Morty; Helen is getting the fold out sofa ready to sleep). (sits down in his chair). JERRY: You'll see. My father took great pride in his appearance, he was a very handsome man, a casanova really. Jerry is the hero. DORIS: Tell him to come down here and get his own packages. ALEC: (Joey was about to talk) Hey listen, I was wondering if either one of you guys would be interested in doing some work for the Big Brother program? Jan 1, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Raincoats) 5", followed by 597 people on Pinterest. ALEC: (Joey was about to talk) Hey listen, I was wondering if either one of you guys would be interested in doing some work for the Big Brother program? ALEC: That's great George, thanks a lot I'll get in touch with you. HELEN: (looking at Morty) Uh oh I don't think we think we can make it tonight, (turns toward George) we have plans. GEORGE: Because my parents happen to be two pretty wonderful people. (Jerry holding up some cards looking at his father) In my garage there are a couple of boxes. JERRY: This is like the meeting of Smith and Wesson. (Jerry shakes his head) Maybe this will become like a cool thing, living with your parents. GEORGE: You had dinner with the Seinfelds'? (Goes to grab the phone). Well you know Morty likes to fly by the seat of his vintage pants. JERRY: You know their timing couldn't be worse. JACK: There is something wrong with the key. FRANK: Of course they're coming, they're leaving soon. GEORGE: Is there something wrong with my parents? (Morty and Helen are sitting at Jerry's Table; Jerry and George are standing by them). HELEN: Well they're so loud, they're always fighting it's uncomfortable, you never notice? In fact, you know I still have an envelope full of French Franks, I'll give 'em to ya. (getting into Jerry's face) How about you Jerry? I need it. It is the 17th episode of season 5 and originally aired March 17, 1994. Jerry's parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he's just returned from three weeks on the road can't get anytime alone with his girlfriend. Nobody bought them then. JERRY: Ya, or if you're ever on Fifth Avenue here in New York City, you could get some there. GEORGE: Hey believe me, baldness will catch on. … HELEN: Thursday morning? JOANNE: You are one lucky girl. You know I'm paying for this whole Paris trip it's their anniversary present. GEORGE: Oh I beg to differ. AARON: Oh you must be Kramer (advances on Kramer to close to his face Kramer walks back into the fridge to avoid him and falls to the ground) I've heard about you. GEORGE: Alright I happen to know what they did last night, they had dinner with Kramer. FRANK: How can I go on a cruise with out my cabana wear? (Morty and Helen are sitting at Jerry's Table; Jerry and George are standing by them). Episode Details & Credits. ELAINE: Have you ever heard of anyone doing anything like this? uumm Like I said uh you'll be getting a postcard uh in a few days and again I'm sorry. What about tonight? JERRY: When did you get tickets to see that? MORTY: Just do it first thing tomorrow. JERRY: Maybe he was just trying to be nice. (Rudy has a gasoline bottle and is burning some clothes), 22 Sep 2003 – KRAMER: Yea we worked it out all over dinner last night. Next George is seen getting ready to hop into a cab when Morty, Elaine, Aaron and Helen ride by in a horse drawn carriage (Handsome Cab) drinking champaign. Morty is pointing at a painting while talking to Elaine then takes off his glasses. So when you get to Paris (handing Morty the postcards) all you have to do is drop 'em in any mailbox. KRAMER: You must be Aaron, I've heard about you. AARON: (getting up in Aaron's face) Hey Joanne. HELEN: I told you it was good. ESTELLE: Georgie what were you doing poking around the attic last night? 3:16. GEORGE: What happens if the husband dies after the wife, who brings in the clothing in then? I love those clothes. AARON: (getting up in Aaron's face) Hey Joanne. HELEN: Aaron surprised us, and Elaine came. By kyleisalive. JERRY: He wants this guy to think he's in Paris. JERRY: (dialing) He got em out of the house. We're leaving for Paris in three days. In "The Raincoats", Jerry and his girlfriend get caught making out while allegedly watching Schindler's List (1993), which is supposed to be thinly veiled reference to Steven Spielberg's dependence on Seinfeld humor while directing his extremely depressing opus. They were in the attic. Mister Dalrimple I have (Doris sighs) You think you're gonna sell those old crappy raincoats? It is the 16th episode of the show's third season. (Morty and Jerry are sitting at his table; Kramer is standing next to Morty; Helen is getting the fold out sofa ready to sleep). We're going on a beautiful vacation. MORTY: (noticing Kramer's coat) Look at that, Helen do you see what he's wearing? (George and Alec are sitting at the booth closest to the door). b: 28-Apr-94 pc: 519 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones . You know we're leaving at three o'clock. GEORGE: (stops Jerry realizing something) Hey hey hey hey hey hey. JACK: Raincoats? JERRY: (tucking in his shirt) Oh ya this is Rachel. JOEY: Wouldn't you like to be a big brother.. ALEC: (grabs Joey to stop him) Ya alright Joey that's enough, let's go (walking over to the counter) See ya. (Elaine and Aaron are heard laughing on the Intercom). AARON: You know (to Morty) I have a friend who works at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. AARON: Oh you must be Kramer (advances on Kramer to close to his face Kramer walks back into the fridge to avoid him and falls to the ground) I've heard about you. RUDY: Look I gotta be honest with you there's nothing here too spectacular. JERRY: (sarcastically)Ya, then maybe baldness will catch on. MORTY: Just a second. I jiggled it. JERRY: Because George is a deeply disturbed individual. Daha fazla videoya gözat. What do you gotta use all the pepper for? MORTY: I haven't been able to reach him. (Jerry walks over to the couch sits down and picks up the phone). GEORGE: Your parents are going to Paris right? MORTY: This is some building, Harry Fleming used to have an office here. (laughs) He was convinced Monet was near sighted. JACK: Get the hell outta here with your nob. (They both run their hands through their hair), MORTY: (from outside the door; singing) I could have danced all night (entering with Helen) I could have danced all night and still have. GEORGE: Was this something you had planned for a while? JACK: There is something wrong with the key. MORTY: So that night I cut off the loops and the Executive was born. When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? JERRY: This is like the meeting of Smith and Wesson. JACK: So when are you coming down to Florida again? KRAMER: So how'd you come up with the idea for the belt-less trench coat? (George and Estelle move their way into the living room), FRANK: Let's forget about it. The key doesn't work. (Elaine kisses at Jerry; Jerry looks at her in disgust). JERRY: She wants to say hi, she's with her new boyfriend. Read more posts by this author. GEORGE: Well um, what about tomorrow night? JERRY: She wants to say hi, she's with her new boyfriend. Too many pumps, coming in too high, too sweaty, coming from too far away. I love those clothes. KRAMER: Hey, remember this raincoat that you sold me? George then smacks the top of the cab in disgust](song from "My Fair Lady") "I could have danced all night, I could have danced all night, and still have begged for more. Part 1 Written by Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Jerry SeinfeldPart 1 Written by Larry CharlesBoth Directed by Tom Cherones, The CastRegulars:Jerry Seinfeld ....................... Jerry SeinfeldJason Alexander .................. George CostanzaJulia Louis-Dreyfus ............. Elaine BenesMichael Richards ................. Cosmo Kramer, Michael G. Hagerty  ........... RudyDorien Wilson ..................... AlecAnnie Korzen ..................... Doris KlompusStephen Pearlman .............. Mr. GoldsteinJudge Reinhold  .................. AaronLisa Pescia  .......................... JoanneJason Manary  ................... JoeyLaRita Shelby  ................... Tour LeaderMelanie Smith  .................... Rachelrc: Jerry Stiller .................... Frank Costanzarc: Estelle Harris ................ Estelle Costanzarc: Barney Martin .............. Morty Seinfeldrc: Liz Sheridan ................. Helen Seinfeldrc:  Sandy Baron ................ Jack Klompus, I really feel as human beings, we need more training in our basic social skills. A postcard uh in a buggy guy is full of french Franks, I 'm getting a little dance make! I have a friend who works at the booth closest to the couch down. 'S kinda withdrawn, but he seems to take to you his father who in... Going out the door ) it 's the deal they do it right after Jeopardy. 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